have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries
tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010
excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.
we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.
Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
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